COLLEGE STATION, Texas — In a story seemingly straight out of a cartoon episode, two men were arrested for attempting to enter Kyle Field on the day of the 2024 Lone Star Showdown without tickets.
The catch? The way they tried to get into the stadium.
According to the Texas A&M Police Department, the two tried to get in by posing as construction workers in reflective vests and hard hats.
However, the kicker is the people they were posing as.
According to arrest affidavits the day after the game, the two men had pictures of themselves as ID photos, but had their names displayed as "Harry Azcrac" and "Duncan McCockiner".
Queue the snickering and chuckles.
While obviously not their real names, both men were booked into the Brazos County Jail for Criminal Trespass the day of the incident and were released the day after, according to county jail records.
That wasn't the only highlight of the evening from TAMU PD, as other tweets from the game garnered millions of views on X.
Some highlights include a man riding a longhorn on campus with his dog agreeing to leave campus after police informed the individual that he was committing a university rules violation, an individual with a fake ticket being ejected, and arguably the most horrid of all, an intoxicated individual being released to "sober wife."
This isn't even the first time that an individual has been ejected for being drunk and released to "sober wife" this season. What hasn't changed, however, are the replies begging police to have instead taken the man to jail so he wouldn't have to face the possible wrath of "sober wife."
"Sober wife? Just arrest this man. He's gonna be in trouble," one person said.
"That's worse than prison," another commenter said.
"A moment of silence for our fallen brother," said another.
The theme continues of commenters grieving for the horror of the reality of being released to "sober wife."
"This man's 8th Amendment rights were violated here."
"I'd rather be sent to jail than to my sober wife"
"Praying for him"
Agreed. Godspeed to him, and shoutout to sober wife.
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